i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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