Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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