lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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