You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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