Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just want to make out with him forever
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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