So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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