Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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