But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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