Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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