Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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