Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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