Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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