areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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