It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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