I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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