When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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