just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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