Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Oh god it's open bar.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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