You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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