Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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