I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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