You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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