I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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