Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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