I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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