Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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