ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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