Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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