she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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