I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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