we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
false alarm, still single
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