it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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