I want to have your abortion
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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