I'm eating all of the evidence.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
