im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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