Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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