You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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