Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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