at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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