New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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