i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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