is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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