Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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