You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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