Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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