i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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