She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
