Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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