Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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