You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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