I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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