He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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