they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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